What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:28
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.